The Allister Heath Headline Generator

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph editor's apocalyptically pessimistic worldview, we present the Allister Heath Headline Generator. Choose an issue of the day. Press the button. Get your own tailor-made right-wing existential crisis clickbait.

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